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Pokemusu Dex - Gotta Fuck 'Em All!

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A very in-depth depiction of neigh all pok-e-(wo)man's... Of course, from the one, and only, perverted professor oak. And generally a better (more adult(obviously) version of the poke-dex. Perfect if you want to get some info on the (sadly) fictional mon's.

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Average: 4.9 (2281 votes)

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fuck you all pokemon games are amazing and sinnohs the best cuz it has all the hot ones
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Joined: 04/08/2021

Bro face the facts, Sword and Shield SUCKS

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Tell me the facts cuz so far all I have seen are opinions. (Dif guy btw)
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Joined: 04/08/2021

Pokemon attack animations suck.  The game looks like shit.  There are barely any new Pokemon, aside from the starters and a fucking dog with a shield for a face, and one holding a sword in its mouth.  No new gameplay, region sucks, no lore, characters are boring, and it's a complete waste of 60$.  What more do you need?  The giant Pokemon idea is also unoriginal since they first appeared in the anime.  Get your shit together and go play Pokemon Red and Gold.

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The giants pokemons are stupid.. whit that i agree. But the rest is just your opinion. All that text isn't facts. The gane looks like shit is your opinion. There are barely any new pokemons is kinda irelevant becouse some remakes of old ones (alpha saphira for exemple) are good without a lot of new pokemons. No new gameplay ... bruh what are you expecting, its a pokemon game, every one likes the actual base content, it's good now, the best they could do is improve some little things. And if you don't want to pay 60$ just don't buy.
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How the fuck is this my opinion?  This is just factual shit.  The animations are literally carbon copies, there's a video on Youtube that explains how similar all the animations are, right down to every line of detail.  Again, the trees barely have any render because of the Switch's poor graphic capabilities.  The land also looks terrible and there's next to no new animation.  And please before you spout off with that gameplay bullshit, take a good look at Pokemon Legends Arceus, and go seek medical help, because we REAL Pokemon fans are sick and tired of the same exact nonsensical gameplay

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Dude theres to many pokemon anyway but i do get where ur coming at sword and shield is pretty bad (i do like the new character's  tho)
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Tell me the facts cuz so far all I have seen are opinions. (Did guy btw)
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Joined: 15/01/2021

Well you clearly have a wrong opinion or atleast is half of the statement right. Because Sword and shield sucks ass and Sinnoh as a region is good but the games about it suck. (Same with the Alola region)

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bruh sword and shield are trash compared to the other games, bro touch some other pokemon games instead of that trash   
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I hate people that say their opinion is fact. And guess what... I'm going to get attacked because of this. ALL Pokemon games are good. Just different people love different games. I know some peole who love the Galar games. My brother LOVES the Unova games, and I love the Alola games. You can have your opinion but that opinion isn't fact, and you are wrong for attacking people for it. Let people love what they love.You aren't perfect. And THAT is MY opinion

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Farfetch*d magic only working 12.5% of the time. Keked
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Yeah yeah porn is good and all but have you heard an M1 grand ping 
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Yes. Alternatively, have you heard the GAU-8 Avenger from an A-10?
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Joined: 04/09/2021

holy shit thats a lot

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Joined: 25/06/2021

I don't know how to rate this. There is no overall story, it's not episodic, it's just porn. So I guess I rate the porn. But that would go against every other rating. Fuck it, no rating. Cramorant rates this n/a.

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disapointed your name isnt "The Cultured Cramorant"
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Joined: 07/09/2021

Pokemon! Gotta Fuck Em All

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Joined: 08/09/2021

Why in the hell do you call yourself dead pool? Do you kill? Do you live to serve Soul Edge?

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Guys, I just want gyarados
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Make this a game.
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meowth be thicc tho
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Check out growlith and slowpoke 
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It would suck if you we unlucky and only caught male pokemon
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Jokes on you, I'm bi
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Fair enough 
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It would suck if you had the worst luck and all the pokemon you found were male
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Don't catch them then?
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Pokesluts gotta fuck em all
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Diglit and dugtrio are the best, no doubt

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